Ein Witzbold namens Carey
Drew CareyDrew Carey
Ryan StilesLewis Kiniski
Diedrich BaderOswald Lee Harvey
Kathy KinneyMimi Bobeck
Craig FergusonNigel Wick
Christa MillerKate O'Brien
John Carroll LynchSteve Carey
Cynthia WatrosKellie Newmark
Ian GomezLarry Almada
Nan MartinMrs. Louder
Kate WalshNicki Fifer
Kelly PerineChuck
Jonathan MangumScott
Marion RossBeulah Carey
Katy SelverstoneLisa Robbins
Kyle HowardEvan
Robert TortiJay Clemens, Nick
Jane MorrisNora O'Dougherty
Kaitlin OlsonTraylor
Jenica BergereSharon Bridges- TTim O'RourkeTim
Stanley AndersonGeorge Carey, Drew's Dad (voice)
Kevin PollakMr. Bell
Bill CobbsTony
Matthew JostenGus
Joe WalshJoe Walsh, Ed
Keith DiamondGreg Clemens- JJohnnie WalkerBernard, Man, Delivery Guy
Adrienne BarbeauKim Harvey
Rachel TrueJanet Clemens
Mark CurryRobert Soulard
Jessica CauffielMilan
Blake ClarkJules Lambermont- AAngela DohrmannSuzie
- VVic HelfordCustomer, Guy, Vic
Michael RayssesJoe, Bartender- PPaul NobregaCard Store Clerk, Paul, Parent, Attendant
John IngleFather Seymour
Pauley PerretteDarcy
Debbie Lee CarringtonDoreen- JJames Castle StevensDelivery Man, Clerk, Groom, Guy
Jeff LapenseeRoger, Announcer (V.O.)
Jim PiddockLord Mercer
Ron PearsonRingmaster, Defense Attorney, Minister, Maitre D'
Tammy LaurenLily
Michael GrossDon Newmark
Tim HaldemanPolice Officer, Officer Barker
Jon PolitoStansfield, The Baby (voice)
Shirley JonesCelia- TTed HenryTed Henry
Ashley GardnerPinky
Diane FarrTracy
Colin MochrieEugene Anderson
Brad SherwoodBrad Sherwood
Cristina MaxwellWaitress, Julia
Greg ProopsDerek, Greg
Jenny McCarthyJenny McCarthy / Various, Marlo Kelly
Wanda SykesChristine Watson
Susan SullivanAnnette Newmark
Karen KilgariffPam
Patrick KerrJohnson
David CrossEarl
Keene CurtisPastor Lindemann
Gregory JbaraRon
Amanda BynesVarious
Anne FrancisCharlene Fifer
Cassie YatesMillie
Victor Raider-WexlerPaul Van Houten
Barry CorbinChuck Fifer
Grant ShaudGrant Shaud (uncredited), Jack
TellerGeller
Flip WilsonFlip Wilson
Julie McCulloughPeaches
Penn JilletteArchibald Fenn
Caroline RheaBonnie
Dick ClarkDick Clark
Charles Nelson ReillyMr. Hathaway
Megyn PriceWaitress
Mary-Pat GreenMary, Woman- JJulie UribeJulie
Tammy Faye BakkerMrs. Tammy Bobeck
Sheeri RappaportAnabelle
Richard ChamberlainMaggie Wick
Kathryn JoostenNatalie, Ruth
June LockhartMisty kiniski, Misty Kiniski
Rick ScarryOfficer, Hotel Manager
Frank LloydWaiter, Customer
Sonya EddyWoman, Sonya
Lori FetrickWoman, Lori- JJoanie FaganFaith
- DDavid DrummondThe Man, Mac
Lynn WanlassGigi Bobeck
Monty HoffmanA Guy
Michael Leydon CampbellJerry- SSteven KravitzStan
- BBernie KosarSelf
Gregg BergerAnchorman (voice), Emcee
Susan EganSuzanne, Susan
Paul CassellTodd
Meagen FayAmanda
Larry BrandenburgFather McNabb- SSteve IrelandJoe Holiday
- JJimmy FoxJimmy Fox
Jim O'HeirMan in the Moon, The Maintenance Guy
Peter MacKenzieMr. Firestein, Arbitrator
David St. JamesCarpool Guy, Owen
Wayne BradyWayne Brady
Laura HallLaura Hall
Judy GoldLeslie
Anthony SkordiMan, Announcer- mmelody farrWoman, Janet
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.The Minister, Farmer
Jim WiseHarry the Tuba, Karaoke DJ
Michael McShaneRay- TTony BarriereDrew-Alike, Lester
Charles EstenChip
Aloma WrightSecurity Officer, Mrs. Taylor
Pat FinnGeorge, Mr. Delaney
David PurdhamDoctor- GGabriel KöernerFrank
Bob BouchardBob, Quintin
Illeana DouglasRachel Murray
Harry GroenerDr. Hershlag
Jim ZulevicEarl
Charles FleischerDr. Kresheck
Jeff Bryan DavisJeff - Stall for Time Player, D'Artagnan- DDulcy RogersColleen
- JJeff MichalskiPoliceman, 60's Stage Manager
A. J. LangerDawn
Lori LoughlinRobin- RReggie Jordanthe Paramedic, Jerry
James DentonDaryl
Tim ConlonPeter, Prosecuting Attorney
Richard WhartonConstruction Worker, Gerald- JJulie PopMona
Christopher DargaBrad
Francesca Marie SmithMonica
Jenny O'HaraJudge White- DDave WinfieldDave Winfield
Brian HaleyDrew Look-alike (uncredited)
Mike HagertyThe Beer Guy
Peter KrauseTom- MMichael TaliferroDelivery Man
Peter ScolariCouncilman Kemp
Ann MagnusonKyra Sullivan
Jerry Van DykeLuther Van Damme
Rachel HunterRachel Hunter
Phill LewisMike
Nicholas TurturroDet. James Martinez
Kevin CrowleyMorgan
Hynden WalchAmy
Nia VardalosGrace Almada
Jeff DoucetteThe Police Marshall
Mark AddyMark Addy
Joseph D. ReitmanHerb
Keegan de LancieChoir Boy (uncredited)
Steve BuscemiMr. Marchetti
Eugene LevyDr. Rider
Kiana TomTia
Nikki CoxKristen Carey
Paul FeigWorker
Joe AlaskeyDaffy Duck (voice)
Mitchell RyanWoody
Diane KlimaszewskiMandy - Minnesota Twin
Alaina Reed HallLois
Aaron LustigBill
Antoinette PicattoPatricia
William UtayTom
Susan Saint JamesLynn O'Brien
Marcia Mitzman GavenKim
Norm MacdonaldSimon Tate
Graham JarvisPrincipal Zand
Michael MilhoanJoe Lupo
Lisa DarrDebbie
John CaponeraDexter K. Roberts
Cork HubbertJim
Kenneth MarsMr. Tinsley
Little RichardLittle Richard
Brett ButlerGrace Kelly
Wally WingertParrot (voice)
Dan CastellanetaStan
Ed Begley Jr.Dr. Chris Vanderkamp
Donald TrumpDonald Trump
Paul BarberPaul Barber
Dionne WarwickDionne Warwick
Seth GreenThe Emcee
Tim ConwayGus
Jason StuartChip
Paul EidingJim
Bailey ChaseMark
Patrick BristowThe Salesman
Elaine KlimaszewskiSandy - Minnesota Twin
Lorenzo MusicStore Announcer (voice)
Tim AllenTim Allen (uncredited)
Caroline LagerfeltMrs. Hoyt
Jack RileyMr. Jones
Tom BosleyMr. Bobeck- HHoward GeorgeHank
Jeremy PivenSpence Kovak
Bill ErwinMr. Bradbury
Carol ChanningCarol Channing
Sam LloydJack
Steve HuisonSteve Huison
Drake BellThe Blues Kid
Robert HegyesRobert Hegyes
Jeffrey AschTheodore
Michael LandesBlaine Bell
Charlotte BookerSally
Michael Bailey SmithBig Guy
Richard PaulBurt
Eric RobertsSteven
Lea DeLariaJewel
Michael WinslowJimi Hendrix
Patrick CranshawGerald Thompson
Dave AllenLawyer
Jamie Lee CurtisSioux
Bob ZanyInsult Man- LLisa ThornhillBeth
Mika BooremSarah
Luis Antonio RamosClerk
Michael McDonaldThe Parking Attendant
Andre Rosey BrownThe Bodyguard- NNeil BartonThe Security Guard
- MMichael R. WhiteMichael R. White
James LesureAlan
Hugo SpeerHugo Speer
Joely FisherPaige Clark
Miles MarsicoJoey
Nicole SullivanDiane Pulaski
Charlie WeberBrad- VVylette FagerholmThe Waitress
Kevin KennedyJohnson
Shannon WoodwardGirl in Cafeteria
Rush LimbaughRush Limbaugh
Macka FoleySecurity Guard #1
Alonna ShawWoman
Todd DuffeyProm DJ
Stephen TobolowskyCouncilman
Tom PostonRoscoe Harvey
Ed MorganOld Guy #1
Amy FarringtonBonnie, Drew's 1st Blind Date
Julia DuffyLindsay Mercer
Paxton WhiteheadHelford
Gregory WhiteRalph
Phyllis DillerBebe
Fred WillardFred tuttle
Lawrence PressmanDr. Zinneman
French StewartBuddy
Todd StashwickTyler
Sean O'BryanDean
Daniel HagenInterviewer
E.J. CallahanEd
Tom KiescheCarl, the dinosaur guy
Fred ApplegatePhil
Ben MurphyReverend henderson
Michael ChieffoPolling inspector
Brent HinkleyFrederick
Hal LindenMr. Van zandt
Adam WestMitch- MMark AnkenyPaul bowler
Reichen LehmkuhlLance
Paul CollinsProfessor stanton
Richard LibertiniGrazie hofna
Kevin McDonaldHeller
John RatzenbergerHimself
Bob CostasHimself
Kathy GriffinKathy
Sean MastersonBob- SSkip O'BrienToby
Scott AdsitMitch
Jill TalleyVicki
Charles DoughertyHarold
Michael P. ByrneAlbert- WWilliam MonaghanDoctor
Tracy LettsLomax
Jennifer JostynApril
Chip ChineryJerry the bowler
Carolyn DeMirjianEdna
Gary Carlos CervantesThe revolutionary
Anna GunnKelly walker
Micky DolenzMr. Metcalf- AAjgie KirklandCustomer #1
Jeff GordonHimself- JJack GerenKirby
Marcus FolmarPolice officer
Kevin McCorkleTony the bartender
Wendy WorthingtonCindy
Bruce A. YoungSimon Nicholas
Gary ColemanDrew's double
Dean StockwellHal
Jimmie WalkerLewis' stunt double
Neil FlynnScott honey
Stephen LeeDonald
Lacey ChabertGrace
Ben SteinHeavenly guide
Jess HarnellElvis performer- CClarinda RossAdministrator
- TTom SilardiTom
Judy KainBarbara- JJames Jonathan LevineTemp Worker #1
- KKathryn WhiteOlder Woman Customer
- DDeborah Guyer GreeneWaitress #1
Purva BediPadma- TTracy McCubbinDiane Westbrook
Henry RollinsMr. Jericho, Ass Kicker
Danny BonaduceChip
Max WrightDrew's stomach
SlashSelf
Rick NielsenSelf
Roy ClarkSelf
Joey RamoneSelf
Lisa LoebSelf
Dusty HillSelf
Dave MustaineSelf
Matthew SweetSelf
Martin MullMartin Mull (uncredited)
Lauren KatzWaitress- NNatasha SilverNatalie
Fred StollerEd- RRenee RaudmanLeslie Burke
Eric SaietMark- AAndy HoutsTrekker
- HHelena ApothakerWoman
- JJohn SchaferBarry
Sandra ThigpenAngie
Marion CalvertMary- HHarley ZumbrumWorkman
Doug BallardProsecutor
Bob DelegallDr. Singer
Seth IslerJimmy
Roger EschbacherMr. Shultz- CCherene SnowBailiff
- LLisa AmsterdamJanet
Ernestine MercerErnestine
Heather StephensWoman- DDennis BlairLester
Mimi CozzensThe Operator- MMonte GrixDean
Todd MerrillCustomer
George PetrieMax Wagner
Michael Bryan FrenchMr. Newcomb
Nancy FishRita
Lance RobertsSecurity Guard
William NewmanHammond
Justine JohnstonThe Woman- TTerry MulroyTerry
- JJohn C. McDonnellCustomer
- OOtto CoelhoJanitor
- SSlade BarnettBilly Blankenship
- JJohn BlevinsFormer Student
Max GrodénchikVincent
Susan IsaacsKelly
Ben KronenMr. Fraser- GGil ZunigaHector
David L. LanderSelf- DDon PerryGrandpa Bobeck
Mark BenninghoffenTrent
Ben SlackSanta
Caitlin DulanyRobin- SSamantha BennettOlivia
- PPam StoneLois
- DDonielle ArteseFeatured
- DDavid Charles DuBoisParty Guest
Daryl Keith RoachCop
Ryan HolihanBob
Denise GentileJenny Wolfe
Bonnie HellmanDr. Peters
Sally WingertParrot (voice)
James M. ConnorSteve
Matthew MahaneyMan- PPeter IacangeloIce Cream Vendor
- JJack HannibalThe Applicant
Jean SincereThe Old Lady
Gene WeygandtThe Employer
Michael AlaimoPizza Delivery Guy- LLisa DinkinsDEA Officer
- MMary Gordon MurrayJudy
- RRobin MiddletonDrew's Mother
- BBill MoynihanThe Clown
- CClaire PartinThe Teacher
- CChristiana BarronCheerleader
- MMindy HesterJody Phillips
Jonathan T. FloydChauffeur
Gregg BinkleyJames- JJim HeathSteve
- JJim 'Reverend Horton Heat' HeathThe Underprivileged
Gloria DorsonHelen
Tico WellsRoom Service Guy
Judith ScarponeJoanne
Morgan NaglerMindy- CCarlyle RogersCollege Republican
Andy UmbergerWaiter- JJonathan EmersonJohnson
- RRoger OwensPeanut Vendor
Susan BlommaertJudge Oberman
Mercedes ColonBailiff
Christina MooreCourt Reporter- WWalter AddisonThe Doctor
Jill Matson-SachoffTrudy
Tom WillettAbe Lincoln
Mario RoccuzzoJimmy- MMelissa JustinBurbary
- LLaura MeshellRobin
- JJanine MitchellDori
- SShannon FrankBar Girl
- DDebbie MunroePeggy Carey
- BBrian BlondellBill Carey
- KKaren Lynn ScottDarcy
Robert MachrayThe Customer
Melanie GoodThe Tall Woman
Joni AveryThe Woman
Kevin WeismanCarl- SStefanie KahnCheryl
Joe HoThe Translator
Jonny LangJonny Lang- MMichael StanleyMichael Stanley
Wendle JosepherHelen
Jeff LewisGlen
David YouseTom
Kathleen M. DarcyThe Female Employee- DDanny BreenRoy
- KKaren WhiteSue
- SStephen RockwellCustomer
- RRoss GottsteinThe Employee
'Weird Al' Yankovic'Weird Al' Yankovic
Waddy WachtelGuitarist
Elizabeth PayneKimberly- DDebbie KorkunisWaitress
- KKristen TrucksessSusan
Jana Marie HuppMargaret
Brent JasmerChris
Steve TomCaptain Miller- JJack ThomasThe Guy
刘琳Ming
James HongGovernment Worker
Ming LoMcDonald's Manager- HHarrison LiuChinese Worker
Shawn PyfromMark Foster- TTony ScottCindy Foster
- NNick GazaDave
Scott RinkerTommy Newman
Louisette GeissEllen- RRichard CallananBingo Caller
- AAlan BurskyWorkman
John Edmund ParcherCustomer#1
Jim HannaCustomer
Paul LévesqueThe Disciplinarian- JJeremy KramerJohnson
Eva Halina RichEva
Kenny MayneKenny Mayne- LLynn SwannLynn Swann
- JJeff HornyTom
Dale RaoulFortune Teller (voice)
Brandy LedfordModel- MMatthew FondaPatient
- GGene FeldmanPatient
John O'BrienRick
Michael BusterTom- PPat LachAlice
Brandon de PaulYoung Drew- JJohn CristeYoung Steve
- JJim BlanchetteThe Bartender
- RRichard WillgrubsMan
Steven PierceMan- RRon SlaninaDoug
Dan DonohueDr. Jeff
Christopher SheaWaiter- ddavid berryTravis
Ron RoggéContractor
Karl T. WrightOffice Guy
Regan BurnsOffice Guy
Gregory SporlederWally- CChris PalmerCoach Palmer
Paul GleasonJudge Crawford
Patricia BelcherJudge Holloway
Jordan MarderSkinhead
Dan Tullis Jr.Lawyer
Bill A. JonesCop
Carl BanksBlack Gang Leader- KKevin CarrKlansman
Ethan PeckKid
Bo DerekBo Derek
Missi PyleStacey- SStan CahillPatrick Wells
- JJames Thomas BaileyBarbershop Quartet Singer
- MMichael PollockBarbershop Quartet Singer
Joe WhyteBarbershop Quartet Singer
Paul Eric JeromeDoctor
Tom TowlesDetective Streible
Tony PlanaAndrew Rodriguez
Shashawnee HallDetective Patterson- GGregg FranceThe Janitor
Pat Crawford BrownMrs. Hopkins- KKeith NeubertFireman
- PPaul TaylorFireman
Sebastian TillingerCollege Guy- MMaria StantonWoman
Pierrino MascarinoOld Man
Arturo BrachettiArturo Brachetti- SSteven WhitakerThe Stripper
Rosa BlasiIsabel
Eddie MoneyEddie Money
Terry RhoadsDoctor- LLarry MilburnSecurity Guard
- EEarl SchumanUncle Alfred Carey
Patience ClevelandKate's Grandma
Bonita FriedericySally
Benjamin BrownBilly
Weston NathansonKate's Grandfather- CChristian AubertMaitre d'
Ken LernerFeinstein- HHansford RoweArthur Crawford
Diana Maria RivaElena
Charles Rahi ChunMatt- RRichard VoigtsBoard Member
- GGreg LeeCrazy Al
Bryan CuprillFrat Guy
Patricia PlaceCarol
Ty UpshawPoliceman
Zack PhiferPhysician
Claire RankinWendy Matson- TTim WrightmanWeber
- JJennifer WydraDate
- GGrace MorleyDate
- JJeb BarrowsMan in Bar
J.P. ManouxMalcolm
Sean SmithJohnson
Seth AdkinsPinocchio- GGene KirklandDarrell
Thea MannBeth
Bellamy YoungBridget
Tawny MoyerThe Realtor
Paul Morgan StetlerThe Interviewer
Jeremy HowardRobert Gates- GGabe GrifoniGuy
Jason RodriguezCowboy- BBari HochwaldDr. Kelly
Jay LeggettFrank- SSteve FitchpatrickMcGuire
Richard NaritaMr. Kamahela
Beau BaxterMichael
Nick JamesonDoctor Roberts
Griffin FrazenSam- HHayden TankMatt
- CCaitlin AldertonThe Little Girl
- KKelle KorbelThe Homeless Woman
- JJack EsformesSurgeon
Robert ArceWilson
Kim DelgadoAnderson- AAlice FrankCheerleader
- BBrendan WalshKid
- DDonnie EicharJared
- SShawnie CostelloTwin
- JJulie CostelloTwin
Lauri JohnsonGladys
Ivan AllenNick- JJocelyne KellyNurse Anderson / Kelly Jocelyne
Ben ZiffBasketball Player
Steve HoweyStudent
Tac FitzgeraldFootball Player
Daniel RoebuckMr. Grayson
John ApicellaOtis- MMary ColestonWoman
Kathryn GreenwoodKathryn
Jay LenoLewis' Boss
Reggie CurrelleyBartender
Elea OberonCashier- DDan AndersBilly
Blake McIver EwingWolfgang
Jessica SaraSally
Charlotte CaffeyThe Go-Go's
Belinda CarlisleThe Go-Go's
Gina SchockThe Go-Go's
Kathy ValentineThe Go-Go's
Jane WiedlinThe Go-Go's
Jon Robert Hallson of Drew Carrey
Robert ClotworthyINS Inspector
Francis GuinanScoutmaster Bob
Jeremy LawrenceJustice of the Peace
Michael WelchScout- AA.J. MartonScout
- GGregory WheelerScout
Jack Salvatore Jr.Scout- BBreanna MorganLesbian Bride
Jamie LunerJenny
Richard GantReverend Holloway
Arjay SmithRichard- SScott PeacockMinister
- GGabriel WilliamsWilly
Olivia LeeSinger- TTiffany TakaraChurch Choir Singer
Van EppersonWorker- DDavid MalloyCustomer
Daniel GravesDoctor- MMark MatthewsKid
Marcy GoldmanNurse- JJudy Louise JohnsonPregnant Woman
Daniele O'LoughlinPregnant Woman- RRenee RyanPregnant Woman
Ariel LlinasOrderly
Denise CrosbyOfficer Hayes
Jaime Ray NewmanTina
Mark TymchyshynMr. Sweeney- AAlex AlexanderWoman Customer
Mimi LieberMs. Hager
Susan LeslieJoan
Joey NaderKevin
Wylie SmallMarge
Michelle RubenWoman- JJamie AndersonWoman
John ValdeteroCaptain Marvel- CCharles L. BrameAbraham Lincoln
Patrick GormanWilliam Shakespeare
Charlie StewartLittle Boy- MMelanie A. GageDancing Nurse
Nicholas HillKarate Guy- AAnnie BriggsLeather girl
Denise DowseDoctor- BBob Van DusenCloud Guy
Orlando AshleyCloud Guy- AAndi O'ReillyNurse
Tai UrbanBaby in Cloud
Joe KeyesMailman- MMerrill MooreWaitress
Derek AnthonyCounselor- MMegan GrayYoung Woman
Brad BlumenthalJunkie
Lucia SullivanWaitress
Lindsay HollisterOffice Woman- KKate GladfelterWoman
Zoë YeomanWoman- MMichael Francis ClarkeMan
- CChris BonnoYoung Man
Stan SellersMiddle-Aged Guy
Lauren StamileJulie Baker
Franc RossBartender
Bergen WilliamsSmelly Mary
Gary KasperBiker- LLackosBiker
Michael DietzEric
Ava FabianWoman- AAndrew BlochWaiter
Kim FieldsKate's Double
Meshach TaylorOswald's Double- TThea VidaleMimi's Double
David Nathan SchwartzChet- AAnn RandolphHee Haw Girl
- SSami ReedHeidi
- JJake FritzThomas
- JJillian BerardKimberly
Kathie Lee GiffordVanessa Bobeck- JJohn MalouchosCappy
Brandon KeenerScott- HHarold GreenBBQ Bar Owner
- CCarlos Alberto FelixCop
- DDwayne FosterCop
- BBen WilliamsPete
Jimmy PalumboDennis- TTom PardoeHenderson
Benton JenningsBill
David RuprechtInmate
Mary GillisNurse Baylin
Adeline AllenSix-Year-Old Girl
Roz WittFifty-Year-Old Woman
Helen Slayton-HughesEighty-Year-Old Woman
Peter FramptonPeter Frampton- DDawnn AlaneWaitress
David DotyMinister
Bette RaeMrs Johnson- MMike GriefPirate
Helen EigenbergStephanie- KKristin MorleyHelen
Rachel WinfreeGladys
Lesley FeraJudy
Paul JohanssonRon Higgins
Henry WinklerMr. Newsome- PPaul ClarkProfessor Henderson
- WWarwick HuttonLeather Guy
Ashlynn RoseLittle Girl
Laura MargolisFlashback Girl- GGerry CohenGerry Cohen
Lance E. NicholsWarren- LLillian LehmanElizabeth
Dale GodboldoGerard- DDarius DudleyThe Reverend
- TToru Tanaka Jr.Strongman
Dee SniderSelf
Rick ZieffSalesman
Christopher HalstedJeremy
Marla FreesSylvia- JJustin SundquistValet Racer
Max GailLes
Brian BakerMichael- SSteve TurnerComedian
- MMike RandlemanMr. Starkey
- JJohn BizarreOfficer (voice)
Lane NapperDispatcher (voice)
Dom IrreraStan
Don TiffanyJoe
Margaret TravoltaMrs. Bishop
Suzanne SenaSuzanne Sena- LLeslie SykesLeslie Sykes
Cooper ThorntonMale Passenger
Anna Marie GoddardGreenland Girl- SSandra GoffBouncy Time Tina
Jim Cody WilliamsEd- NNicholas K. GilhoolDoctor
Richard TopolBob
Bridgett NewtonKelly
Beata PoźniakRaisa
Cheryl WhiteHeather Thompson- JJulie PinsonBeverly
Julie Ann EmeryAmy
Alysia ReinerSally
Tami RomanSusan- BBecky SouthwellMonet
Nancy Linehan CharlesJudge Martin
Rebecca StaabMelanie- SSam MettlerRobert Johnson
- DDana PetersonCyber Nanny
- SSandie WestNewscaster
Scotty LeavenworthDanny
Kat Sawyer-YoungWoman
Ben ZookUnderpants Guy
Amanda WyssTina
Cameron MathisonKirk
Paul BenedictJeremy
Bashir SalahuddinCop
Joe DietlCop
Dublin James WahlbergRand
Ion OvermanStacey
Kristin DattiloAmy
Suzanne CryerKaren
Jeannetta ArnetteGloria- AAmy ChristineGail
Shawn ChristianGrant
Tate TaylorJim
Michael LowryDrake
Brian StepanekBob- SSteven MontfortGuy
Samm LevineJake
Roselyn SánchezMaria- GGillian MarlothSusan
James Martin KellyLiquor Store Manager
Markus RedmondDelivery Guy
Gary SieversDirty Man in Liquor Store- DDavid Earl WatermanJack
נועה תשביRachel- SSybil AzurThe Actress
- GGinna CarterJoanne
Denise FayeSusie
Lara PhillipsLacy- TTim BeggyWaiter
- AAntares DavisTiffany
Emma HuntonMadison
Chase WintonPhyllis- TTami Tappan DamianoWoman
Amy PietzElaine
Melanie PaxsonTeri
Geoff PiersonTed- MMolly BryantTina
Sarah Scott DavisWoman- JJoy StevensSaleswoman
Jeff RickettsBum
Bryna WeissAlice
Robyn LivelyErin
Virginia HamiltonNurse
Susan BeaubianNurse Perry- SShelley PackTrainer
Cynthia LamontagneDr. Casey Newell
Iris BahrMindy
Jodi HarrisDebbie
Jan DevereauxMrs. Crawford
Gillian ShureAmber
Larry MarkoOld Guy
Scott KlaceMr. Murphy- DDennis BaileyDr. Melnick
Diora BairdValerie
Hyla MatthewsAnna
Tim MaculanMr. Warwick- SSusan MackinJana
Timothy Davis-ReedFather
Roxanne DayKristy
Jacqueline SchultzPam
Barry LivingstonMr. Walters
Bonnie McFarlaneSara
Victoria ProfetaPatty
Kristen WiigSandy
Steve SheridanFred- LLawrence H. TofflerCustomer
Lindsey StoddartMarla- KKristen LapariVera
Edward Padilla3D Baby (voice)
Iyari LimonCarmelita
Jack GuzmanJoe
Currie GrahamRussell
Ernie LivelyMike- MMichael HatchCampbell
Frankie J. AllisonNick- TTim LucasonFirefighter
Wayne KnightOwen
Carol Ann SusiDoris
Maria FordCrystal / Nancy, the Stripper
Sirena IrwinRaven
J. Patrick McCormackJonathan
Colleen FlynnLorna
Millicent MartinHelen
Eliza CoyleNurse
Holmes OsbornePriest
Dennis BurkleyBiker #3 (uncredited)
Lemmy KilmisterSelf
Phil CampbellSelf
Bryan AnthonyDancer #1- MMicki DuranDancer #2
- EErica GudisDancer #3
- RRaquel HorsfordDancer #4
Christopher JonesDancer #5- BBrooke LiptonDancer #6
Mandy MooreDancer #7- GGabriel PaigeDancer #8
- RRonnie WillisDancer #9
Kenny WormaldDancer #10- TTom BaileyMaitre D'