Brass Eye
Chris MorrisChristopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Mark HeapSimon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
David CannAlan Fortune-Vatch, Ripp Candy, Vicar, Donaldus Matthews / Vicar
Kevin EldonAlan / Belgian Comedian, Spike Durnaburny, Prison Officer, Mr. Wastrey- BBarbara DurkinFrench Woman, Marigold Blenny, Philippa Jute, Informercial Mother
Doon MackichanNewsreader, Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa, Accelorata Jengold, Woman on 'Fadanoid'
Albert WellingGene Man, Naked Asexual Man up a Stick, Clerk of the Court
Gina McKeeVivian Banch, Libby Shuss
Claire SkinnerBoard Member/Martha O'Dennell, Helly Melvick, Mrs Wastrey
Bill MoodyIan Beezley, Bill Laswell, Managing Director- PPaul Garner"Technology!" man
- CClaire RaynerSelf
Peter BaynhamWelsh Naval Officer, Sven Yabbsley
Amelia BullmoreRole Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly, Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus
John McCririckSelf- SSinead Griffin-LennonPatricia O'Dennell, Desiree Wastrey
- JJanene PossellGranita Rocksand
- BBill BaileyEyewitness, Fr. Pierre Runek
- BBill CashmoreJury Foreman, Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
Simon KunzCaptain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby, Graham- HHarriet NorcottSophie V'Haalbjje
Frankie FraserSelf
David SullivanSelf
Alexander ArmstrongAmerican Vox Pop
Hugh DennisDr. Balb Kubrox
Richard BriersSelf
Ian GelderDr. Jonathan Kwattes- JJohn Irwin
- HHayley Casanovas
- LLuke SorbaDinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner
Felicity MontaguDinner Party Guest
Lynsey de PaulSelf
Alexandra PaulSelf (voice)
Britt EklandSelf
Nicholas ParsonsSelf- MMichael Van WijkSelf
Paul DanielsSelf- JJilly CooperSelf (voice)
- OOliver SkeeteSelf
- PPeregrine WorsthorneSelf
Carla LaneSelf
Bernard InghamSelf
Bernard ManningSelf
Noel EdmondsSelf
Bruno BrookesSelf
Rolf HarrisSelf- DDavid AmessSelf
Jimmy GreavesSelf- JJasbinder Singh MannSelf
Nicholas HoultSchool Boy- PPeter Darling
Nigel LindsayPeacecap Johnson- SStephen Webber
Christopher WilkinsonDr. Fash Habbard- EEve PollardSelf
- TTania BryerSelf
Tamara BeckwithSelf
Nick OwenSelf
Steven BerkoffSelf
Lynne FranksSelf
Jenny PowellSelf- LLindsay Fraser
- FFrancesca Ford
Kathryn PogsonAudience Member
Peter StringfellowSelf
Peter TatchellSelf- JJean AinslieJill McManus
- RRuddy L. DavisNelson Koka
Constantine Gregory
John Guerrasio- AAlethea Herron
- TTristan Hickey
Kieron JecchinisShane Hufford- MMick WalterNews Dwarf
Willie RossSainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel- RRhodes BoysonSelf
- TTommy VanceSelf
- GGeoffrey BoycottSelf
Michael WinnerSelf
Vanessa FeltzSelf- SSaleh ChaudhriGarage Manager
- GGerard Doyle
- DDominic Letts
- GGuy MastersonTasscam Holiday
- MMichael RedmondFather Jools Doolan
- DDarcus HoweSelf
John ChallisSelf
Sean Foley
Ben SwannSelf