Filthy Rich & Catflap
Nigel PlanerRalph Filthy
Rik MayallRichard Rich
Adrian EdmondsonEdward Catflap- MMichael RedfernPrison Officer, Policeman
Barbara WindsorMum
Rupert BatesMilkman
Arthur SmithMilkman
Lee CornesDustman
Johanna HargreavesCindy- CCeri JacksonNurse
- SSteve KellyTaxi Driver
Helen LedererDoctor
Nick MaloneyPoliceman- AAnne NolanAnne Nolan
Chris BarrieThe Director- BBernie NolanBernie Nolan
Alec BregonziWaiter
Coleen NolanColeen Nolan- AAlice DouglasGirl
- LLinda NolanLinda Nolan
Harry EnfieldJulian- HHilda FenemoreCharlady
Stephen FryP'Farty
Gareth HaleIvor Whopper
Hugh LaurieN'Bend
Ann QueensberryDirector's Assistant- LLyn ReesArt Bidder
David BaddielArt Bidder
Herbert NorvilleExtra Extra- LLaura AllenPanellist
Rupert FarleyPanellist- SSteve IsmayPanellist
- GGlen McLaughlinPanellist
- CCheryl TaylorPanellist
- JJohn DairBBC barman
Ben EltonArt Exhibition Guest
Damaris HaymanThe Lady- PPolly HightonCheckout girl
- KKen ParrySpurty
- PPatsy SmartOld Woman
Jools HollandStrip Show Pianist- GGilson LavisStrip Show Drummer
Frank JakemanDoorman
Mel SmithJumbo Whiffy- SSuzy AitchisonJill
Lynda BellinghamMs Tomkins
Perry BensonFreddy Gorgeous
Brian CroucherLandlord
David LloydRocky
Norman PaceEggy Guffer
Ron PemberShopkeeper
Mak WilsonMilkman
Anne Diamondherself
Andy de la TourClub Boss- SSpencer CollinsMan in Club
- DDenise RylandWoman in Club
Midge Urehimself
John BirdDingo Wucker- JJohn WellsJudge
Gareth MilneBill the Editor- RRobert DougallNewsreader