Sooty
Richard CadellSelf - Presenter
Brenda LongmanSoo (voice), Self, Dame Beryl Longman (voice)- WWink TaylorSelf, Dickie Blazer, Clown, Old Man
- BBrian SandfordWedding Guest, Man with Popcorn, Ice-Cream Customer, Man with Ice-cream
Graham FellowsJohn Shuttleworth
Paul DanielsSelf- JJimmy CarloClown, Self
Justin Lee CollinsFred Firewheel, Self
Peter DicksonSooty (voice), Self- CCatherine MarksSelf, The Farmer
Frank BrunoSelf
Stacey SolomonSelf
Keith ChegwinSelf- BBrendan ColeValentino Du Prado
Debbie McGeeSelf- DDavid CadellSelf
Matthew CorbettSelf- NNorman BarrettSelf
Ken MorleyHubert Fanshawe- NNicola Marie BloorMaybe Goo Ga
- MMandy GlassSelf
- GGareth EllisBippo the Clown
Amy ChildsSelf
Joe PasqualeThe Black Hand
Caroline QuentinMaxine Gastro
Dave Benson PhillipsThe Genie
Shaun WilliamsonBarry Bonkers
John ThomsonThe Boss
Christopher PizzeyGerald Smedley
Stu FrancisSelf- MMaurice ThorogoodThe Butler
Helen PearsonSelf- JJanette ToughJanette Krankette
- IIan ToughMr. Krankie
- MMartyn JamesSelf
Sinéad O'CarrollSelf
Lindsay ArmaouSelf
Edele LynchSelf
Lisa RileyBetty Diva
Brian BlessedFather Christmas- RRich RobertsRecord Studio Employee
Faye TozerFaye Tozer
Peter AndreSelf- BBonnie SpencerThe Rodeo Attendant
- DDanny RogersMan
John ChallisHenry Witham-Smythe
Ann WiddecombeMayeress
Richard ArnoldBoris McSquirter
Keavy LynchSelf