Der Appartement-Schreck
Ben StillerAlex Rose
Drew BarrymoreNancy Kendricks
Eileen EssellMrs. Connelly
Harvey FiersteinKenneth
Justin TherouxCoop
James RemarChick
Robert WisdomOfficer Dan
Swoosie KurtzJean
Wallace ShawnHerman
Maya RudolphTara
Amber VallettaCeline
Cheryl BartelGinger
Tim MaculanTerrence
Jackie SandlerBartender
Evgeniy LazarevMr. Dzerzhinsky
Kumar PallanaIndian Restaurant Owner- PPhilip PerlmanPhil
- GGary RiottoDrug Dealer
Michelle KrusiecDr. Kang- MMargie LoomisOld Biddy #1
Linda PorterOld Biddy #2
Edward EdwardsAntique Dealer
Louis GiambalvoPharmacist
Tracey WalterPharmacy Customer
John HamburgMr. Friedman
Christina KirkMrs. Friedman
Jenette GoldsteinModerator- LLeyna NguyenFemale Newscaster
- CChuma GaultMailroom Guy
- JJim CastilloWeatherman
- MMichael FahnSneezer on Train
- RRoberta R. DeenCaterer
Christopher DoyleTavern Bartender- CChristine La FontaineDon Piper Fan #1
- JJoey BanksPolice Officer
Geraldine HughesReceptionist- WWill BlomquistCollege Student on Subway (uncredited)
Danny DeVitoNarrator (voice) (uncredited)
Larry VigusMan on Street (uncredited)